Bays Combined Xmas run - Monday 25th November

Combined Bays Xmas – 25 November

Seasoned Hashers say there's nothing like a 5-star, glamorous, year-end piss-up with everything you can imagine laid on, no expense spared.  Well, this was nothing like that – but it was still a great night put on by Mount Hash!.  The venue was TECT Park, a forest reserve midway between Tauranga and Rotorua, with a nearby shortcut to Whakatane.

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Corpuscle 1000th - Saturday 31st August.

Thirty-three hashers gathered at the Seatourn Clubhouse (Seatourn Bowling Club) for some pre-lube bevvies to brave the Wellington inclement weather (windy but not wet) to attend Corpus-l 1000th run on Saturday 31 August 2024. Most Wellington clubs were represented as well as a smattering of imports (namely MB – Napier and Pannekin-Nelson).

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NOMAD 2024 - MANGAWEKA OUTDOOR CAMP KINGS BIRTHDAY WEEKEND JUNE 1-3

Big thanks to Tripod who organized at late notice this great event location for those 30 or so North Island Hashers who bothered to leave their warm houses to head to central North Island and enjoy a great social weekend of good food put on by Tripod and helpers out door fire and ofcourse a lot of BYO piss which saved one person dragging a trailer loaded of piss to venue.

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INTERHASH QUEENSTOWN MARCH 2024

Kiwi hashers put on a mighty Interhash in Queenstown from 8-10 March 2024.

Set against the stunning backdrop of The Remarkables, the Queenstown Event Centre welcomed hashers from around the world to run, walk, drink, eat and party, and experience kiwi hashpitality!

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NOMAD 2013 - KINGS BIRTHDAY WEEKEND

Hosted by Daisy Red Riding Hood and camp custodian Nicky

Attendees!

Metal Mickey/Petal , Juggler , Flight Risk, Birdtable / Worm, Gypsey/Rewd, Bentshaft / Cornetto , Perky / Humpy,  Gonzo, Masterbaker, B4, Madd On Er, Crabstick, Pannicking Cider, Poopa, Revs, Captain Pugwash, Miss Hap, 50 Shades of Gay, KKK , Tripod, ABC, FFeeFoFFum, Whorepiss Red Riding Hood, Daisy, Gatecrasher Empha, Xerox, and Rough the dog.

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Australia Nash Hash - Darwin 12-14 May

The main event kicked off at 6pm on Friday the 12th, however there were other memorable lead in events to the main show. 

1.       100kg run  – Number 12 – Around 200 hashers assembled at the Frontier Hotel in the early afternoon in Darwin to be given bright red 100kg tee-shirts adorned with the motto CU in NT. 

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Rangitoto Island Run - Auckland HHH 20th Feb

For only the second time, the Rangitoto Run was postponed, due to foul weather. In fact, Hash was cancelled completely when Cyclone Gabrielle hit. So, the rescheduled Rangitoto run was held a week later. We had 40 registered initially, but this shrank to 30 for the rescheduled date, which covered the cost of the boat. Food and drinks were covered by Auckland Hash. 6 o’clock arrived, and the boat left Westhaven, and out into a tranquil harbour, under a sunny sky. What a difference a week makes. As we reached Rangitoto Wharf the GM announced that the runners’ trail was to the top, then down to Islington bay, with Nellie sweeping. The walkers’ trail was round the side of the mountain, with Hard to Port sweeping. The beloved GM stayed on the boat, nursing a crook foot. Carmen and Gladwrap were working hard in the galley, preparing the tucker. Some of the cruisers got off at Islington, to await the two packs. First runner in, by a country mile, was Bird Table, soon followed by first walker, Boring. The rest of the participants were far behind. It had already got dark, with Maybe, Worm & Nellie still out. The call was made to start hoeing into the tucker, then the tail-enders arrived. Good job done by both sweepers, keeping everybody safe. Great feed of ham, salad, buns – followed by steamed puds for dessert.

The GM then called the erection.

·         Demon got everyone to drink to our Hash mates in Napier and Gisborne, who are doing it tough, after the cyclone.

·         He then welcomed all Visitors & Returners Boring was straining at the leash to dish out his fines, so we let him let rip:

·         Carmen – Didn’t stop the cyclone, but managed well with weather this week

·         Mopiko – Gave up his painting to come to Hash

·         Hard To Port – Lost glasses

·         Loose Change – TV star

·         Seal Sucker – Ran to lighthouse

·         Old Ram – Expert on Shitting,

·         Diarrhoea, Vomiting

·         Other Fines: Mopiko – Looks like Gilligan, with his upturned hat (Worm said “What’s Gilligan’s Island?”)

·         Maybe – Bent down and farted in Worm’s face

·         Hard To Port – Didn’t have a run sorted for next Monday

·         Dio & Gladwrap – Great job with the catering

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Bays Combined Run Monday 28th November - Hosted by Sun City

A very good turnout for the 2022 Bays Combined Xmas run hosted by Noodles and Sun City

70 or so Hashers turned up from Rotorua, Mount and Sun City to be welcomed by GM Noodles in glorious sunshine on his mates farm. A couple of van loads from both the Mount and Rotorua plus various other motorhomes and vehicles.

Not a long run - less then 4km for the walkers and not much more for the runners. Piss-stop at a woodshed up the track.

Noodles ran the circle and gave out various fines. Visiting GMs were Gnash from the Mount and DT from Wellington Ladies. Perky, Boulder Holder and others from the Mount led the way with downdown songs.

A fantastic array of food , heavily favoring the meat eaters.

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Geri's 2000th Weekend 2-3rd December - Haitaitai Community Centre

Just over 60 hashers enjoyed a sunny warm and calm 2000th run from the Haitaitai Community Centre.

Hares K9 and Gatey welcomed the assembled Hashers. All of them either current Hashers in Wellington or ex Hashers from Wellington. The run turned out to be a killer with the trail going down to Evans Bay Parade around the waterfront and then climbing up various steep sets of steps and pathways to the Piss-stop on top of Mt Victoria. All was forgiven there as not a breath of wind was present and there were a multitude of fine beers and wines. Trail home through the bush of Matairangi back to home.

There the Geri’s GM Smash welcomed with fines aplenty. RA’s Spiderman and Knockez ruled the roost. Then Hash Brown and Oggy performed a Waiata and then a Geri’s celebration song loosely based on some famous song. Then drink and food into the night. The weekend sponsored by Waitoa brewery and also by Brewers Droop.

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Goa Interhash November 10th to 13th 2022

As a 270-ish person event it was fantastic, food and drinks all very good. .
Sunday had 50 % dropout on trails so problem free

Beer - Kingfisher - in 333ml cans so no time for it to ever get warm. They also had bottled G&Ts so people fairly happy.

Bluevain did a Queenstown Interhash 2024 presentation at venue


No Hash acts at all.

And No “official” Downdown competition - Mix up / comedy of errors from Interhash committee.

However there was an unofficial Down Down contest organized by the Worm and Birdtable with Ra MC'ing
They used cut off water bottles for individual "vessels", ladies 3 cans and men 5 cans so Mens downdown, at 1.65litres, smaller than the normal 2 litre vessel.

NZ got 2nd in both ...beaten by the last contestant - America Interhash champ from Alaska beat Birdtable in Ladies, and an Indian guy who beat Xerox in the Mens.

Indian guy win was great for a home win, sadly no trophies for them.

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